Tell everyone to implement AGILE vs. WATERFALL .... doesn't matter if you think the former is what you become if you do yoga and latter reminds you of the scene from Chennai Express wherein Meenama meets her dad on the train tracks.... tell them they MUST follow an Agile implementation and forget everything they know about Waterfall. Walk away immediately to avoid ALL followups.
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